To-do List of a newly elected MLA (LEAKED):

  1. Open Swiss Bank Account (Caymans recommended due Austerity measures)
  2. Prepare a 5 year personal investment plan that gives 200% returns or more
  3. Establish a charitable institution to accept all kinds of “donation”
  4. Repay “personal loans” for ticket & election expenses by means of ‘preferred tender bonds’
  5. Support the ongoing research on “Exploration of Avenues of Praetorian Funds Creation & Tax-proof Channeling “
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