Hurting Flies and Mass Murderers

I shake in my boots when I hear – “Oh! It came as a surprise to me! That boy could not even hurt a fly” If not hurting flies  is the definitive benchmark of a person who is incapable of committing crimes especially murder, then I am a sure goner. I have swatted flies dead and at…

An interview with our dear Mantriji

Reporter: So Mantriji, you are now in-charge of charging & investigating corruption charges on your peers and other government officials… Mantriji: Yes yes, bilkul, corruption is a sin and must be condomed. Reporter: But Mantriji, what about the Gutter case against you a few years back? Mantriji: Please please do not defame me. It was…

Photoshop: Best Surgeon in the world

Model (M): I would like a portfolio made Photographer (P): Sure madam, please come in. Are you planning to send it to producers or modeling agencies? M: I am not sure but I want some flexibility P: Well no problem, let us start M: No no I had come to check the rates. I am…

Porch Memoirs Part 1

I sit on the porch watching the sun slowly settling down for a night’s sleep. I can hear the birds rushing to their nests chirping and calling their neighbors to do the same. As always, I can feel the strange calm spreading through the atmosphere at dusk. For the last 14 years since I retired,…

The Worlds First Programmers…

I was having one of those random conversations with one of my friends, to whom I am grateful for exercising restraint and not punching my face in. These conversations are more of a ignition that sparks the creative juices…whatever that means (I read about such juices in some book). Now coming back to the topic…our…